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The Midnight Scroll

A Moonlit Missive of Mysteries, Mischief, and Magic.

a scandalous gossip column of Fantasy Realms

Dearest Reader,

The midnight hour strikes, and with it, a new wave of scandal and whispered intrigue for your most discerning minds. 

What treachery has befallen our beloved romantasy realm this week? 

Fear not, for Milady has gathered all the most delicious secrets for your reading pleasure. Pour yourself a goblet of enchanted elixir (coffee, tea, or something stronger—I shan’t judge) and prepare for the latest dispatch.

~ Milady

A Most Peculiar Disappearance… Into a Bookstore?

Rumors abound that a certain noble of high standing and questionable patience was seen vanishing into the depths of The Arcane Archive this week. 

 

Witnesses claim she entered with an empty satchel and left with a bundle of forbidden tomes, questionable romances, and one rather weighty grimoire that required assistance to carry. 

 

Is this a mere shopping spree? Or is she plotting a literary coup d’etat? One can only wonder what spells she plans to conjure—or what devastating fictional heartbreak awaits her.

Dear Milady

Today's dilemma is one many would struggle with... 

A steamy, muscly, warrior with swift moves. Let's see what Milady has to say about the easy-on-the eyes Fae General.

The Broody General Distraction

Dear Milady,

 

I am a member of a troop of female warriors-in-training. We are working with swords and daggers now, but every time I enter the ring, I get distracted by the dark and broody general training with his soldiers.

 

Help!

 

How do I stay focused and not stab myself by accident?

 

— Dangerously Distracted

Dear Distracted,

 

Ah, the eternal struggle—combat or contemplating his jawline? The key, my dear, is strategic focus.


Try these techniques:
~ Imagine him critiquing your footwork. Would he be impressed? No? Then sharpen up!
~ Channel your frustration into your swings—pretend he just said something infuriatingly cryptic.
~ If all else fails, use it to your advantage. Drop a dagger near him. When he retrieves it with a smoldering glance, you win either way.
~ Stay sharp—both your skills and your ability to flirt under duress.
 

Yours in Enchantment & Intrigue
~ Milady

Elara Moonshadow walks the veil between fate and fortune, wielding her tarot deck with a knowing smirk and a touch of moonlit magic. Her whispers foretell destiny, her cards never lie—but whether they bring guidance or mischief is for the stars to decide. Seek her wisdom, but be warned… the future is rarely what one expects.

Elara Moonshadow’s 
Tarot Reading

Whispered in the moonlight, sealed in fate—your weekly reading awaits.

Dearest seekers, the cards have spoken, and this week’s pull is none other than The Star. ✨ A beacon of hope, renewal, and a touch of much-needed clarity in this chaotic literary world.

Translation? You’ve likely been wandering in the dark, perhaps drowning in the aftermath of a bookish betrayal (a cliffhanger that left you in emotional shambles, perhaps?). But fear not, for light breaks through the clouds. A revelation is coming, whether it be a long-awaited sequel, a bookish soulmate recommendation, or simply the realization that your TBR pile is, in fact, plotting your demise.

The Star urges you to dream big, trust your instincts, and reach for that next great adventure—whether in the pages of a new book or in the treacherous real world (perish the thought!). And if a certain brooding High Lord offers to help you on your journey? absolutely let him.

Most Dangerous Bookish Curse

Reports have surfaced of a cursed reader, one who foolishly muttered the incantation “Just one more chapter” and has since been lost to the pages of a treacherously long series. Sightings confirm they have been consuming book after book, forsaking sleep, responsibilities, and even their meals (a crime of the highest order!). Some claim their bookmarks have disintegrated from overuse. Others whisper that their entire personality is now dictated by the fate of fictional characters. Let this be a warning, my dear bibliophiles: one chapter is never just one. 

(Milady is not responsible for any loss of sleep, sanity, or emotional devastation resulting from your reading choices.)

Milady’s Picks: A Glimpse into the Celestial Unknown

If one is to dream, one must do so under a sky full of stars… or in the glow of something truly magical.

Word has it that an exquisite vision of cascading lights and celestial wonder has recently arrived at Milady’s most treasured collection. The whispers speak of a grand city bathed in the glow of lanterns, a place where secrets linger among the falling stars—a place only the most daring of dreamers may seek. Should one desire a piece of this enchantment, one must look no further than here. But beware, dearest readers, for such wonders may vanish into the night if not claimed in time…

And with that, my dear readers, I must retreat into the shadows once more. Until our next rendezvous, may your pages be plentiful, your bookshelves ever-expanding, and your fictional heartbreaks most exquisite.

 

Yours in enchantment and intrigue,
~ Milady

** Teensy Disclaimer My Friend - This Newsletter Is All In Good Fun. Names, Stories, and Readings Are For Entertainment Purposes. The Store Link is Real Though So Feel Free to Go Browse Around **

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